Recreational diving	Technical diving (&DIR)	Free diving
How they prepair for the dive?
My God! It's almost noon and I haven't got any Margaritas today! Now it's time to correct this and then maybe I could get a taxi to the divecenter.. if I have the energy today.	You start with doing your own gear. Commercial stuff is just so stroke! Those unprofessional stuff has so many little pieces which can engage to the top of the cave. You wonder how an earth anyone can use those in serious business??	You know relaxation is everything. You get to your dealer for a nice back of marijuana.
The gear
You have all this fancy gear around. Wondering what to do with it. But what a heck - the point is to show your brand new divers watch.	You know every little dingelidong of your gear. Naturally - you made it yourself. The only problem is that you need an crane to help you to get to the water.	Ready to dive. Always.
After the dive
You get to the bar. The girls are already waiting for you and your heroic story how you wrestled with sharks. Your Rolex is your ticket to heaven.	It's time to change the wet diapers. The rest of the evening will go fast while you are downloading dive-data from you three computers.	Smoke, I feel soo relaxed..humm.. Untill the cops comes for you and take you to your favorite jail.